Drummer of Dethklok, worlds most successful alchoholic.
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tokiwartoothforevers asked
Hellos Pickles how ams you? - brown haired male smiled at the red haired drummer

Ey dood, wassup? [grins] Just fuckin… Tryna drink ahff a cold, yknow? I ain’t gaht it yet but i figure if i drink a bunch itll… get de virus drunk…. and go away. [yeah, that made sense.]

best uses for skwisgaar’s cheekbones

skwilliam:

-opening letters
-cutting pizza
-forming lines of cocaine
-slicing sandwiches into nice neat halves
-could probably make a decent lawnmower if you smashed his face into the lawn and spun him around really fast
-gutting fish
-making intricate wood carvings

I feel a fuckin’ cold comin ahn. I swear to gahd if i get sick i’m gonna steart cahffin ahn door knahbs again.

scarydirk:

blue-flavored candy is always the best flavor of candy like what the fuck. blue raspberries aren’t even a thing. we’re literally eating the color blue as a flavor and it’s fucking magical.

tokiwartoothforevers asked
Do you have a skype by chance with the same name as your tumblr? jw because i seen the same name on skype....

((Oh yeah, i made that a long time ago and i haven’t used it since))

simplysfans:

WE HAVE A PRIVATE JOKE WITH TAYLOR ABOUT BECKY AND IT HAS NOT EVEN BEEN TWO WEEKS OF TUMBLR AND WE MADE IT ON A SHIRT. WHO ELSE DOES THIS?!

simplysfans:

WE HAVE A PRIVATE JOKE WITH TAYLOR ABOUT BECKY AND IT HAS NOT EVEN BEEN TWO WEEKS OF TUMBLR AND WE MADE IT ON A SHIRT. WHO ELSE DOES THIS?!