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iamsguitarsgod:

picklesthedrummerrp:

iamsguitarsgod:

Holy shit, Pickle! They ams like ducks! I thinks you figureds it out! Ams there any bread in the kitchen? I’s gonna go check. *leaves, then comes back with a whole loaf of bread*

How much do dey- Fuck it, jes’ givem de whole thing before they die!!!

*opens the bag and flings out the bread* Whew! Now we doesn’t haves to worry no mores!

[sighs in relief as the turkeys peck at the bread] Thank gahd now they won’t die an’ i won’ have to tell Charles i got turkeys and they died.

iamsguitarsgod:

picklesthedrummerrp:

iamsguitarsgod:

picklesthedrummerrp:

Ehhhhhhh, well, uhhh… i didn’t exac’ly tell ‘m i gaht ahll dese turkeys. I don’ think he’s gonna be too stoked if he finds out.

Deys gonna be dead turkeys if we doesn’t figures out what dey eats! [panics and throws more rocks at them]

[bounces] Ahhhhh, fuckin, mebbe bread? Ducks eat dat shit reeght? Turkeys are practically ducks!!!

Holy shit, Pickle! They ams like ducks! I thinks you figureds it out! Ams there any bread in the kitchen? I’s gonna go check. *leaves, then comes back with a whole loaf of bread*

How much do dey- Fuck it, jes’ givem de whole thing before they die!!!

iamsguitarsgod:

picklesthedrummerrp:

iamsguitarsgod:

Well, I guess neithers of us know then. Shoulds you ask Charles? I bet he knows what it am that turkeys eat.

Ehhhhhhh, well, uhhh… i didn’t exac’ly tell ‘m i gaht ahll dese turkeys. I don’ think he’s gonna be too stoked if he finds out.

Deys gonna be dead turkeys if we doesn’t figures out what dey eats! [panics and throws more rocks at them]

[bounces] Ahhhhh, fuckin, mebbe bread? Ducks eat dat shit reeght? Turkeys are practically ducks!!!

iamsguitarsgod:

picklesthedrummerrp:

iamsguitarsgod:

Maybes… I thinks dey eats chicken. [scratches his head] Ja, I’m like… ninety-sevens percent shore they eats chicken.

Chicken?! Dude i dunno, chickens are sorta just like… smaller turkeys….

Well, I guess neithers of us know then. Shoulds you ask Charles? I bet he knows what it am that turkeys eat.

Ehhhhhhh, well, uhhh… i didn’t exac’ly tell ‘m i gaht ahll dese turkeys. I don’ think he’s gonna be too stoked if he finds out.

Anonymous asked
[WM] Welcome to Columbia State Historic Park. Not to be confused with the country. This is one of the oldest still-habitable ghost towns in the West. in its heyday it was known for having over one hundred saloons within a two-mile area. Though now the town is reduced to two blocks, four saloons are still extant, though one was converted to an ice cream parlor.

whitemagusblackclock:

ex-band-manager:

whitemagusblackclock:

picklesthedrummerrp:

whitemagusblackclock:

picklesthedrummerrp:

whitemagusblackclock:

picklesthedrummerrp:

[bounces eagerly, westerns were cool and this was sorta like a real life western.] Fuckin’ awesome.

I know, right? It’s all just so… arbitrary. *finishes her sarsaparilla* Oof, I needed that.

Same. [smirk] Been dyin’ fer a good drink.

Yeah. More?

Fuck yeah. [grins, ordering another round]

*Charles finds them still in there about an hour later, Loretta is inebriated and poking Pickles in the shoulder* Hey. Hey. Imma ride that big-ass dog.

[pickles is wheezing with laughter, and charles looks dumbfounded]
Ahhh…. whats going on?

*snicker* Pickles stopped buying me sarsaparilla.

An’ started buyin shahts~ [grins]
[charles sighs heavily]

Anonymous asked
[WM] Welcome to Columbia State Historic Park. Not to be confused with the country. This is one of the oldest still-habitable ghost towns in the West. in its heyday it was known for having over one hundred saloons within a two-mile area. Though now the town is reduced to two blocks, four saloons are still extant, though one was converted to an ice cream parlor.

whitemagusblackclock:

picklesthedrummerrp:

whitemagusblackclock:

picklesthedrummerrp:

[bounces eagerly, westerns were cool and this was sorta like a real life western.] Fuckin’ awesome.

I know, right? It’s all just so… arbitrary. *finishes her sarsaparilla* Oof, I needed that.

Same. [smirk] Been dyin’ fer a good drink.

Yeah. More?

Fuck yeah. [grins, ordering another round]

iamsguitarsgod:

picklesthedrummerrp:

iamsguitarsgod:

Ja, ummm. You should probablies looks it up. I thinks turkeys am always hungry.

[eyes widen] No shit? Always? Well fuck i’m startin to think dey don’ eat rocks. What the fuck do turkeys eat?

Maybes… I thinks dey eats chicken. [scratches his head] Ja, I’m like… ninety-sevens percent shore they eats chicken.

Chicken?! Dude i dunno, chickens are sorta just like… smaller turkeys….

Anonymous asked
[WM] Welcome to Columbia State Historic Park. Not to be confused with the country. This is one of the oldest still-habitable ghost towns in the West. in its heyday it was known for having over one hundred saloons within a two-mile area. Though now the town is reduced to two blocks, four saloons are still extant, though one was converted to an ice cream parlor.

whitemagusblackclock:

picklesthedrummerrp:

whitemagusblackclock:

picklesthedrummerrp:

whitemagusblackclock:

picklesthedrummerrp:

[bounces eagerly, westerns were cool and this was sorta like a real life western.] Fuckin’ awesome.

*cowboy hat eyes them* I seen you on the TV somewhere?

Ehh, prahbally naht. [Pickles says casually. He sorta knew the drill about keeping low]

*hat goes back to his newspaper, the acoustic band keeps plinking away benignly* Gotta give ‘em this, they make a hell of a sarsaparilla around here. Why the heck is it pronounced like that, anyway? It sounds like SASS-puh-ri-la, but it’s spelled like SAR-sa-pa-ri-la.

Why is colonel pronounced like dat? [snickers] People jes make dat shit up i guess. Who knows. [drinks]

I know, right? It’s all just so… arbitrary. *finishes her sarsaparilla* Oof, I needed that.

Same. [smirk] Been dyin’ fer a good drink.

iamsguitarsgod:

picklesthedrummerrp:

iamsguitarsgod:

picklesthedrummerrp:

Pshh, fuckin, yknow. Dere fiiiine. They eat like rahcks an’ shit. I think i heard dat somewhere…. An the fuckin klahkateers’ll cook’m. [tosses rocks to turkeys]

Uhhh… you shore dey eats rocks, Pickle? Dey amen’ts lookins very interesteds in them.

Ehhhh… [now looks doubtful] Uhhh…. I guess i’ll look it up. Maybe dey just aint hungry.

Ja, ummm. You should probablies looks it up. I thinks turkeys am always hungry.

[eyes widen] No shit? Always? Well fuck i’m startin to think dey don’ eat rocks. What the fuck do turkeys eat?