Drummer of Dethklok, worlds most successful alchoholic.
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Ey dood, wassup? [grins] Just fuckin… Tryna drink ahff a cold, yknow? I ain’t gaht it yet but i figure if i drink a bunch itll… get de virus drunk…. and go away. [yeah, that made sense.]
-forming lines of cocaine
-slicing sandwiches into nice neat halves
-could probably make a decent lawnmower if you smashed his face into the lawn and spun him around really fast
-making intricate wood carvings
I feel a fuckin’ cold comin ahn. I swear to gahd if i get sick i’m gonna steart cahffin ahn door knahbs again.
blue-flavored candy is always the best flavor of candy like what the fuck. blue raspberries aren’t even a thing. we’re literally eating the color blue as a flavor and it’s fucking magical.
((Oh yeah, i made that a long time ago and i haven’t used it since))